11:24 PM - Oct 08, 2009 #13
The Girl Who Wasn’t There
I used to be a young and happy guy
And I even had a full head of hair.
Lately it’s been graying and thinning out
Caused by a little friend who wasn’t there!
This friend nearly always kept me laughing
So much I was often gasping for air.
But there were times when I really missed her- -
Those times when my little friend wasn’t there.
She’d go camping or shopping there in town
Or Bulldog’s football game, no matter where
And I’d be here waiting and wondering
Where she was; my dear friend who wasn’t there.
When she missed our Fall meet in Tunica
I worried, and lost - much more than my share!
Her stand-in stayed in the room while I lost,
Worried about my Friend who wasn’t there.
Oh, we took her sub to the best places
But she just smiled and didn’t seem to care
So, I headed home, broke, tired and hungry
Seeking my little Friend who wasn’t there.
When I told her that it was all her fault
(I had to brace myself to even dare!)
She answered with “That just can not be true..
‘Cause you know I’m the ‘Friend who wasn’t there’!”
'Frogman Stew,' formerly 'Prince.'
Lynn, I'm so glad you found this one. It was so fun making this Pictoral of Mini Me (Pam), it could never be done again. It sure brings back the fun memories, so many laughs. Pam was the star of that trip! Or I should say the Center of the Universe....LOL