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As promised, I ordered the ebay auction "BEAT ANY SLOT MACHINE NOW!!! BEST INFO EVER!!!" located at http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280299414139 At the time I ordered it was $12.99 but evidently a sudden attack of inflation has hit and it's now $13.99. After several days of getting the run around by the seller I finally got the email delivery of the following. How to beat the slots? I don't f-ing think so. I went ahead and left the horrible use of English and the butcher-like spelling as-is. Note editors comments in yellow.

 

Slot Machine
Jackpot System
Copyright 2008 Ed Rollins


This document is written and produced by Ed Rollins and cannot be copied or resold. All rights reserved. I'm really scared now, guess what? I just copied this and pasted it into this document.

Hello fellow slot players. Thank you for ordering my slot machine system. I think you will find it worth every penny. This guide is meant to be concise and straight to the point. I am not going to bore you with details that you don't care about. I am only going to discuss the thing that you are most interested in. Winning Money! The information below will give you step by step instructions on how to beat the casino. Follow these steps and you will win. If you alter or ignore these steps you will lose. No doubt about it. And even if you follow this you'll lose.

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Introduction
If you follow this system the odds are very much in your favor of success at the slotmachines. The key is that your play must be consistent day in and day out and your wins will be consistent as well. In order to apply this system you must memorize the entire system and commit it to memory. Even small changes in the system could alter the results dramaticly so it is very important that you must follow it exactly. You spelled dramatically wrong.

Even though playing slots at the casino will be lots of fun you must still treat it as a business. Treat everything you pay out as an expense and your wins are the profits. It is very important to keep detailed records of all of your slot play including amount won or lost, number of hours played, location of slots played, casinos played, time of day played and so on. This information will be invaluable as develop into a slot machine expert. For the purposes of this guide I use the word
credit or bet to represent any denomination of $.05, $.10, $.25, $.50, $1.00, $5.00, $10.00 or
higher. Glad you cleared that up for me. <wipes drool off of chin>

It is strongly recommended that you start at a low denomination slot machine until you are
comfortable with the system. Once you have it down you can move up to higher levels and
win more money. I also want to warn you against playing above your bankroll. Don't spend more money than what you can afford. It is a fact that you will have losing sessions. You have to be able to play through these sessions to be successful. First I will go over the best areas to find loose slot machines. Don't skip over this section to get to the system because this is very important. You can't make a tight machine payout no matter what you do. This system will only work on loose machines. The idea is to use the system in areas that are likely to contain the loose machines until you find one. When you complete the steps in the system and you didn't hit a jackpot you need to get off that machine and move to another one in that area.

Now that we have got that out of the way its time to get started. Let's get right down to it. Read on to learn my Slot Machine Jackpot System.

How To Find Loose Machines
· Crosswalks - The areas that slot players must walk through to get to the slots are called crosswalks. Casino managers like to place loose slots in these areas because of the high traffic. The large payoffs and continuous bells ringing give the illusion of fast action. The truth is that the slots inside the aisle are very tight. Stick with the machines in the crosswalks. WRONG.
· Free Standing Kiosks - You may notice kiosks that have slot machines that are exclusive to certain slot manufacturers. These machines are not bound to the casinos normal payout structure. Slot machines located in kiosks generally have higher payout percentages because the manufacturer
likes to drive more traffic to their machines. This is very wrong, most of these "kiosks" feature newer games with mid-level returns.
· Elevated Carousels - Casinos like to put their loose machines into areas that are visible from anywhere on the floor. This motivates people to put money into their tight machines. If you spot a
machine that looks like it was purposely placed in that location to attract attention then play on it as long as possible. See above.
· The Cafe or Snack Bar - Loose machines are placed near the cafes because the casino managers don't want people sitting around eating too long. The casinos know that when people hit jackpots near the cafes or snack bars this will get people out of their chairs and onto to slots. Of course not all slot machines in these areas are going to be loose. But if you confine your slot play to these areas
you are more likely to find a winning machine. If you are on a machine in this location that is not paying out then just keeps your eyes and ears open for the other machines. When you spot a
winning machine make sure to play that machine the next time it is empty. Now that you have learned where to spot the loose machines I want to make sure you understand which machines to avoid. This is a very old myth from Las Vegas about 30 years ago.

Areas To Avoid
Tight Slot Machines
·
Casino Entrances - In the old days the casinos used to put their loose machines close to the entrances because they believed this attracted new gamblers from the street. As time went by slot players figured this out and only played at these locations. Eventually the casinos realized this strategy wasn't working so they moved the tighter slots to the entrances. Several casinos will place looser machines in the front doors of casinos to encourage people to come in to play, especially in Las Vegas or at casinos with a lobby area with eateries, gift shops, waiting areas, etc.
· Table Gaming Areas - Casino managers do not want to distract the gamblers playing table games such as blackjack or craps. The table players don't care as much when someone hits a jackpot on the slots. In response to this the casinos move their loose slots to a location that more people will get excited by. Stay away from slot machines that surround the table games. BS
· Close To The Lines For Shows or Tickets - People who are getting ready to see are show are probably not interested in gambling at that time. The casinos believe that placing loose slots
next to these people will not do them any good. Yet another 30 year old myth.
· Near The Sports Book - Sports book players spend a fortune on betting and they usually lose most if not all of their money. This is why the casinos would rather keep slots away from their sports
book patrons. They don't want to distract them or keep them from losing money from betting on games. As a general rule you should avoid these areas like the plague. Wow, that's all I've got to say.

There is no reason to waste your time and money in these areas because the loose slots are usually located somewhere else. Don't underestimate the importance of know where the loose and tight machines are. There is no way to force a tight machine to hit a jackpot regardless of what system you are using. Well here it is. Hopefully you now understand where you should be doing the majority of you slot playing. Now it is time to learn what we have all been waiting for. Here is the system that my old buddy Gene revealed to me that has changed my life. I hope it changes yours to. Lets get started. I think I'd like to meet this Gene person.

Slot Machine Jackpot System

1. Insert your card, ticket or bills into the slot machine. Start with 500 credits. Never use coins. Obviously outdated information since most slots haven't taken coins in years. And don't you think 500 credits is alot? As you move up in denominations you'll eventually run into the BV limit. The BV limit is in place to ensure a counterfeiter that makes bills good enough to fool a bill validator  can't load the cash can up with fake bills and cash out the real cash for them.
2. Push the MAX bet button. The wheel will spin automatically. If you hit a jackpot of less than 50 credits then proceed to step 8. If you hit a jackpot of 50 credits or more then proceed to step 9. If you do not hit a jackpot move on to step 3.
3. Hit the bet 1 button then spin the wheel. If you hit a jackpot of less than 50 credits then proceed to step 8. If you hit a jackpot of 50 credits or more then proceed to step 9. If you do not hit a jackpot move on to step 4.
4. Hit the bet 1 button then spin the wheel. If you hit a jackpot of less than 50 credits then proceed to step 8. If you hit a jackpot of 50 credits or more then proceed to step 9. If you do not hit a jackpot move on to step 5. This appears to be step 3 all over again.
5. Hit the bet 1 button 2 times then spin the wheel. If you hit a jackpot of less than 50 credits then proceed to step 8. If you hit a jackpot of 50 credits or more then proceed to step 9. If you do not hit a jackpot move on to step 6.
6.Hit the bet 1 button 2 times then spin the wheel. If you hit a jackpot of less than 50 credits then proceed to step 8. If you hit a jackpot of 50 credits or more then proceed to step 9. If you do not hit a jackpot move on to step 7.
7. Hit the Max bet button. If you hit a jackpot of less than 50 credits then proceed to step 8. If you hit a jackpot of 50 credits or more then proceed to step 9. If you do not hit a jackpot move on to step 10.
8. Hit the bet 1 button until you reach the maximum bet regardless of how high the maximum bet is. Now spin the wheel. If you hit a jackpot of less than 50 credits then go back to step 3. If you hit a jackpot of 50 credits or more then proceed to step 9. If you do not hit a jackpot then move on to step 9.
9. Hit the bet 1 button until you reach the maximum bet regardless of how high the maximum bet is. Now spin the wheel. If you hit a jackpot of less than 50 credits then go back to step 7. If you hit a jackpot of 50 credits or more then go back to step 2. If you do not hit a jackpot then go back to step 7.
10. Hit the Max bet button. If you hit a jackpot of less than 50 credits then go back to step 3. If you hit a jackpot of 50 credits or more then go back to step 2. If you do not hit a jackpot then withdraw the rest of your money and find a new machine. Make sure your following the Loose machines section to find a winning machine.

OK, pushing max bet or bet one then spin or bet one twice then spin or bet one pull handle has nothing at all to do with the game outcome.

If you memorize this system and play it diligintly you are guaranteed to win in the long run. Don't get frustrated and stray away from the system. This is a sure way to lose. Now that we have covered the system read the following tips and make sure you follow each and every one of them. Spelling again. Don't get frustrated, eventually if you play enough you'll win something.

10 Tips to Mastering
Slot Machines

1. Don't gamble with money you can't afford to lose. Start small then work your way up as you
win more. Gambling with more you can afford to lose can have serious implications on your
life. Don't do it! Play responsibly and have fun doing it. Duh shit.
2. Do not play the progressive slot machines that are linked to other slots around the casinos. The odds on these are usually too low to even bother. Save yourself some time and money and don't play them. Yeah, everyone knows that already. All progressive slots consider the 1% contribution to the overall pay of the machine. So if a casino usually sets $1 machines to 95% all the $1 progressives will be set to 94%.
3. Develop relationships with the casino floor employees and other regular slot players. Oftentimes they can have valuable information on what machines are loose. Especially the rest room attendants, they know *all*.
4. Seek out machines that offer 97% to 99% payouts. When you find these machines stay on them and use the system. This is where you can hit paydirt! There's no way of a regular player finding this out unless it's advertised with a big sign or you know a slot tech.
5. Break your slot playing time into sessions. Plan out ahead of time the maximum you are going to spend and the exact time that you are going to leave. Remember to stick to it and don't deviate from your schedule. Good luck with this.
6. Don't just look at what the top payout is on any given machine. Your primary concern is what the midlevel jackpot is because you are much more likely to hit this. Make sure you seek out machines that offer a high midlevel jackpot. Odds of a top jackpot 1:10,000,000 odds of a mid-level jackpot 1:200,000.. hmmm.
7. Casinos never place loose machines next to each other. They like to spread them out across the floor. If you see someone hitting on a loose machine don't play the machine right next to it. Well, I guess this blows all the theories out of the water as stated in the "Where to find loose machines" section above. FYI, on several occasions I've seen 98% machines beside each other, sometimes in groups of 3 or more.
8. The highest payouts are found on the $5 machines. Remember to stick to your preplanned budget but once you work your way up to this level this is where you go to the bank! In most cases this is also wrong. Just because you're playing high limits doesn't mean you're getting the best return.
9. Make sure to sign up for the casino's slot club. If you are going to be playing you might as well get credit for it and your points will add up fast. Before you know it you will be getting free rooms and meals on a regular basis.
10. Develop a keen eye on which machines are loose and which ones are tight. Don't just get stuck on your favorite machine and throw away your money. Always try new machines and keep accurate records on which ones are hitting jackpots.

 

 

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